"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
The number of amazing things Rhett and Link have done…
This is still one of my all-time favorites. I have watched it so many times, I literally know all of the words.
“My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant.”
When I was a child ‘Le Petit Prince’ was my favorite book. Once I made my mom go to the library with me, so I could read it again. While we were driving home I was reading the biography included in the book and I found out that Antoine De Saint-Exupéry died in WWII. I cried the entire ride home. I thought it so unfair that such a beautiful person died in such an awful way, but I guess a lot of good people die at the hands of bad people. At least Antoine De Saint-Exupéry lives on through the little prince.
listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
working on cover letters